State of the Union Drinking Game

brosephstalin:

Drink Whenever You:

  • See a sourfaced white man
  • See someone reading a newspaper/on their laptop/ipad/etc
  • See someone not applauding

Finish your drink if

  • Someone shouts when Obama is talking
  • Biden fistpumps
  • Boehner refuses to applaud

Finish all remaining drinks if

  • Biden yells “FUCK YEAH!”
  • Boehner cries
  • Republicans stage a mass walk-out
  • Obama says “Fuck all yall I’m out” and promptly leaves via jetpack

You would have ran out of booze before you would be even half way through, hahaha.

Reblogged 4 weeks ago from fuckyeahmarxismleninism (Originally from brosephstalin)
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